C: Mom, when can I get a dirt bike?
Me: When you can pay for it.
C: Why do I always have to pay for things?
Me: Because I really don't want you to have a dirt bike right now. And also, you'd have to get your training wheels off.
C: I tried, but I don't think I'm the kind of guy that wants his training wheels off.
C: I tried to make a tablet, but I just didn't have enough hands.
At Star Wars Lego Camp... C had an ear infection and hasn't been able to hear, resulting in ~
C: We worked on the LEMONADE Falcon!
C: Can I watch TV?
Me: Yeah, I suppose.
C: Because it's after 5, I can watch TV, unless it's super hot, and we don't want to waste electricity.
Me: Sure.
