Colton Goes Camping

C: I wish we could live at camping.

Me: Well, if we lived here, it would be home and then we'd have to camp back at the house.

C: I am going to create an indoor campsite.

Me: What's the point of that?

C: So we could camp any time, even if it rains.

C: We're having a good camping trip!  We went hiking, saw a caboose..

As all good camping trips should include.

C: I think Beckler River is the best camp spot.

Me: Why's that?

C: Because it's where I learned to snap! 

C: If I had my circle powers, I would just fly up and blast all the rain out of the sky.

Me: Did you bring your circle powers?

C: No, I forgot them.  Sorry.

Colton Does Mother's Day

C: You don't get to do anything today since it's Mother's Day!  I'm going to put on a hockey game for you!

C: Mom, how did you like the donut that you had?
Me: It was delicious!  How was yours?
C: It was even delicious that I've never tried before!

C: Mom, I've been thinking that I want to drink pollen from flowers like a bee.  So can you make me small?
Me: Sorry bud, I don't have that kind of power.  But I bet we can find some sunflowers that are as big as you.

C: I'm going to get a dog and name it Weasel.

Me: What kind of dog are you going to get?
C: A weaselish dog!
Me: Is that a big or a little dog?
C: It's like a fire station dog. 
Me: Oh, you want a spotty dog. Your dad had spotty dogs growing up.


Me: We're going to have special breakfast tomorrow!
C: What is it?
Me: Sausage and eggs or something.
C: And I'm gonna tell Dad my super secret surprise for you.
Me: Okay, don't tell me.
....
Me: Not this Saturday, but the next Saturday, Bridger is having a sleepover party.
C: You guessed my super secret surprise! I'm having a sleepover party and you can sleep in my room! We're going to have cake. And Dad's invited!