Colton Is Buff

C: What can I do right now?
Me: Dad and I are busy, so you'll need to find something to do.
C: I can just lift some weights.

C: Before we lift some weights, we need to exercise!
Me: I already went running this morning.
C: Okay, so I'll just run up these stairs two times.

C: Mom, my muscles aren't getting very big!  (showing me his shoulder out the neck of his shirt)

C: And when I am big and strong like the Hulk, I can just lift this house like it's 100 lbs!

C: This snow tastes good! (ice collected on his hockey socks)
Me: Ew, don't eat that.
C: Why?
Me: Because that's ice that has hockey player cooties all over it.

Standing @ front left; white jersey

#14 white, trying to steal the puck from a much taller Totem :)

Colton Works Out

Colton's prize for a successful dentist appt

C: Why are there only commercshnells about Hondas?

C is weightlifting right now so he can "attack"
(wrestle with) Dad later.

C: The nuts on this cake mean it's kinda healthy, right?
Me: Not even the slightest bit.

New hairs!

Colton on Eating Too Much

Celebrating his first goal at the Old Spaghetti Factory!

(earlier)
D: Mmnmmnmmnmmn!
Dad: No, D-d. You just ate.

(in the car)
D: Mmnmmnmmnmmn
C: No, D-d. You just ate.
Dad: *giggle*
C: What? I don't want him to explode!

Colton Keeps Me in Check

Colton's had a rough time transitioning back to being in school, and thus did not earn his screen time the other day.

C: Why do you ALWAYS get screen time and I don't?  It's not fair!
Me: You know, you're right.  It's not fair, so I will put it away.

C: Remember, Mom, no screen time because that wouldn't be fair.
Me: I do get to check my email so I can talk to your dad.
C: Okay.

Colton finishes taking a bath ~
C: You're just checking your email, right?  Because no screen time until tomorrow.
Me: Right.

C: Can you not wait until tomorrow?
Me: Why?
C: Because you can play your game again!