Colton Handles Disappointment

Colton really wanted to wear the shirt D&C
gave him when they were out. So cute!

C: Dad, why did you have to work last night?
Dad: Because I had to work.
C: I wish they didn't call it work.
Dad: What do you wish they called it?
C: Mooning!
Dad: I don't think my employer would like that, buddy.

Me: Hug?
C: But Dad already gave me a hug and a kiss. 
Me: Well, fine. If you don't want one...

C: Look!  That house has a kah-zeal-ion lights!

Me: Thank you for being such a good boy tonight.
C: Thank you for saying that!

C: I want to make mama milk!
Me: That would be nice.  Then I could sleep.
C: And I could just feed one baby, and you could feed the other!
Me: I guess I couldn't sleep then. 

Me: Buddy, I have some bad news.  There was a water accident in Uncle Jon's garage so they had to move some stuff in the train room, and the trains won't be working at Christmas.
C: I wish I could build Uncle Jon a new train set that could run in the water!  But I might need to borrow some of your tools!
Me: All of your tools are in the drawer under your bed.
C: OH! First I need to make a foundation under the ground for the trains. And when I'm finished making my foundation, I'm going to need to fill them in with concrete!

I'm so bringing the bath trains!

C: I wish that Jon didn't spill any water!
Me: I know, buddy. I'm sorry.

C: Excuse me, Mom.  I need you to stop being on the phone!