Colton Keeps Me in Check

Colton's had a rough time transitioning back to being in school, and thus did not earn his screen time the other day.

C: Why do you ALWAYS get screen time and I don't?  It's not fair!
Me: You know, you're right.  It's not fair, so I will put it away.

C: Remember, Mom, no screen time because that wouldn't be fair.
Me: I do get to check my email so I can talk to your dad.
C: Okay.

Colton finishes taking a bath ~
C: You're just checking your email, right?  Because no screen time until tomorrow.
Me: Right.

C: Can you not wait until tomorrow?
Me: Why?
C: Because you can play your game again! 

Colton Does Sunday

Taking the scooter for a spin

C: Why do you like to drink so much coffee?
Me: Because coffee makes the world go round.

C: Today I have a headdeck.  (headache)

C: What if I had mama milk? Then I could just feed one brother and you could feed one brother.
Roffle!

C: This puzzle has one in a hundred pieces!
Dad: It just has 100.
C: Is I right, Mom?
Me: Dad's right.  It has 100 pieces. 

C: When can we go to Eli & Kai's house?
Me: I don't know. Maybe sometime soon.  What made you think of that?
C: I thinked it myself!
...
C: I've never been there for a very long time! I've only been there once and I need to been there 4 times!

C: My back is hot so I think I should cuddle with you.

C: This plane can go wherever you want! It just runs on batteries.  I need a toy that runs on Legos.  Maybe double Cs. 

Park goer: Wow, you're really going fast!
C: Why are they teasing me?
Dad: She's not teasing you, she's giving you a compliment.

Tron scooter was a Christmas present from
Grandma & Granddad :)

Colton Helps Jordan Celebrate

     Stupid phone ate all my pictures. Here's one
from the boy's sick day yesterday. 

C: It's too dark in outer space!

C: Mom, my nose is stuck on my face! Can you get it off?

Me: Would you like a burrito or mac & cheese for dinner?
C: I would like a mac & cheese burrito!

C: I will blow all your songs away!
Me: Why?
C: I don't like them.
Me: It's the Black Eyed Peas, you do too like them!
C: I will take all your songs and houses away and eat them!
Me: What do songs and houses taste like?
C: Chocolate!  And houses taste like marshmallows!  But we can't cook them.
Me: Good to know.



Me: What was your favorite thing today?

C: Playing in Eric (outer) space and turning on the light and saying it's morning time!

C: Mom, it was a puppy and a kitty and then it's not.

Me: I see.

C: I think I'm sick. I cough and have the hiccups.