COLTONS IN SPAAAAACE

C: I wrote a book about space today!  Have you been to all these planets before?
Me: Nope.
C: How come?
Me: Just hasn't happened.
C: Can I go to outer space?
Me: Sure.
It could happen. 

"I am in space"

Love the comet orbiting the sun

C: Of course you have been to this planet.  (Earth)
Me: Of course.

This boy jumped off the diving board AND
swam all the way across the deep end sans life jacket!

C: I did my first magic trick! At first, this one M&M flew out, and then I shook it real hard, and then when I looked in again, they were all gone. Pretty magical, huh?

Last page of his book

C: This is a bill for $100. You need to give me $100.
Dad: You have to provide a service to send a bill. What service do you provide?
C: I sell organic stuff.

C: Hey Dad, this is our battle car!
Dad: What are we fighting?
C: Every Honda!