Colton Does Mother's Day

C: You don't get to do anything today since it's Mother's Day!  I'm going to put on a hockey game for you!

C: Mom, how did you like the donut that you had?
Me: It was delicious!  How was yours?
C: It was even delicious that I've never tried before!

C: Mom, I've been thinking that I want to drink pollen from flowers like a bee.  So can you make me small?
Me: Sorry bud, I don't have that kind of power.  But I bet we can find some sunflowers that are as big as you.

C: I'm going to get a dog and name it Weasel.

Me: What kind of dog are you going to get?
C: A weaselish dog!
Me: Is that a big or a little dog?
C: It's like a fire station dog. 
Me: Oh, you want a spotty dog. Your dad had spotty dogs growing up.


Me: We're going to have special breakfast tomorrow!
C: What is it?
Me: Sausage and eggs or something.
C: And I'm gonna tell Dad my super secret surprise for you.
Me: Okay, don't tell me.
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Me: Not this Saturday, but the next Saturday, Bridger is having a sleepover party.
C: You guessed my super secret surprise! I'm having a sleepover party and you can sleep in my room! We're going to have cake. And Dad's invited!