Colton Reads in Spanish

Mom's old Kindle being put to good use!

C: Mom? Will you take my boots off. They're too dirty for me.
Me: Oh thanks.

C: Mom! I read my first Spanish word! So-co!
Me: Close, Suduko. And it's Japanese, bud.

C (wearing a laundry basket on his head): Now I have something to entertain me when I'm coming down the stairs.

C (reading the menu): I can read it with my super x-ray eyes.
Dad: When did you get those installed?
C: Just now.
Dad: I see. With what money?
C: I've got money in my mind.
Me: Oh good, so you can pay for dinner.  

C: I'm starting to become a super hero!  Just look at my cape!

C: Now Dad's probably not going to win this.
...  Dad has no way of winning this game!
Gosh, Dad is easily defeated when he's not there to play!