Train on the Brain

C: I found a screwdriver so I can flip Buzz's switch!
Me: No, buddy, I don't want you to take Buzz apart.
C: But I need to flip the switch so he can talk like that!
Me: He doesn't have a switch like in the movie that makes him speak Spanish.
C: No, I need to turn him down!
Me: He doesn't come with volume control, unfortunately.

C: When you're finished feeding the baby, my train will be done downloading!

C: The trains that just downloaded need a siding like the other trains!

It was requested that I get a picture of his bubble beard

C: Just 3 more pictures until you're done and you come up and play trains. This is the very last time I will come down here or I will put you in a spanking.
Demanding much?

C: Every day that you don't go to preschool, I will really miss you.
Me: I'm going today.
C: So I'm not gonna miss you! 

Me: Today in preschool, you're going to learn about Martin Luther King.  He was a very famous man who had a dream that all people would be treated the same, no matter what color their skin is...
C: Yeah, and I had a dream that I had a different kind of train track just like Eli & Kai!

Me: What was your favorite part of preschool?
C: Being with you.
Aww...

Colton on Where Mommies Go

     Exercising in the snow ~     
he's hardcore! (1/2/11)   

C: Mommy’s car doesn’t have a sunroof.

Dad:  That’s right.

C: But your car has a sunroof.

Dad: Yep.

C: I love your sunroof.

Dad: Thanks, so do I.

C: What else do you love in your car?

Dad: Well, the heated seats up front.

C: I love the GINKY!

Dad: …?

Estrella Mtn Park 1/14

C: Where are all those cars going? 
Me: Dunno.  Where do you think they're going?

C: They're all going to Kathy & Bridger's!

Me: That's a lot of people!

C: And mommies go there and don't come back.

Me: Where do the mommies go?

C: To the gym to get lots and lots of exercise!

Me: And then where do they go?

C: The ones that don't come back?

Me: Yeah.

C: They go to the doctor and do shots. (LOL)

Me: They get shots?

C: Yeah. They might have the flu virus! Do shots hurt?
Me: A little bit.  Nothing to worry about.


Desert Botanical Garden 1/15

C: Can you get my nose? It fell off my face! OH NO, I BROKE MY NOSE!!  Why do noses break?

C: Now you can have your not-fat chai!
(He's making me espresso in the bath)

Me: What are you doing?
C: Petting you.
Me: Why?
C: Because I love you!


Estrella Mtn Park 1/14

Me: Are you doing some yoga? Are you making a tent like yesterday?
C: No, I'm all out of tent sticks.
Me: You're all out of tent sticks?
C: Yeah, when I did yoga with you, I used up all my sticks!

I Have to Go Now

C: Mama, you don't need to go to work. You just need to go to the gym.
Sorry guys, guess I'll have to go... apparently I need to work out.