Fishing for Compliments

C's nook under the stairs
...and as always, he is a backwards boy

C: I know where all the fish hide.  And it's the beginning of the year, so this trip will be easy.

C: When I'm a Mite (hockey), my team will still win because I'll be scoring all the goals.
At least he's humble. 

Holding up his Sbux card ~
C: You can almost see the dollar inside!

Too beautiful to come straight home today!

Colton Knows It All

Sandy: What did you learn in school today?
C: We already knew everything we needed to learn.

C: You're not in charge of me! Only my mom or dad is. Not you, because you're not all growed up!
Jordan: It's grown up. Not growed up!
Side note: Jordan is 5.

C: I'm gonna throw Mom off the Earth!
Sarah: But then she won't be here to cook you dinner or cuddle you or...
Nanan: And you said you wanted to be stuck together earlier.
C: Yeah, but I'm gonna to hold onto her.

Commuting with Colton

C: I'm too hot.
Me: I'll turn down the heat again.  I'm just right.
C: Me too.  But Bridger's wrong!
Sorry Bridger, but I had to stifle a laugh when he said that!

C: At Kathy & Bridger's, I put on my coat all by myself!
Me: Great job!
C: Maybe, next time, when you're a little boy who can't put on your coat, I will help you! 


C: I don't like being safe. 

Me: How come?

C: Because I will fall off the houses and right into the trees! I will knock down those trees and cut them into teenie-tiny pieces! And they won't be able to open again! 

Me: They won't be able to open, huh?

C: Not til Sunday. In 10 days!

Me: I see.


C: And next time Mom, don't run out of gas and stop getting gas!

 

C: I don't like this light.  It's too dark.  The blue sky will come down and give you dark light!

C: But Mom, I'm still hungry!

Me: I know, your spicy egg is still cooking (hard-boiled)!

C: I'd just like 10!

Dinging the bell on his bike ~
C: I brang the bell!  Why do bells brang?