Showing posts with label 1/27. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 1/27. Show all posts

Friday, January 27, 2012

Colton on Parks & Rec

Colton & Jensen (center)

Looking at Parks & Rec catalog ~
C: They have swimming, running marathons, and looking at stuff!
Where do I sign up to look at stuff?!

Me: Colton, are your ears working?
C: No, they're out of batteries.
Me: Where can I find new batteries?
C: They're just in my toy box!

C: I will order you some food.  Whatever kind you want! You can have cereal, cheese and crackers, or some fruit.  That's all I know how to make.

Me: Did you have a good day today?
C: Yeah. Do you remember why?
Me: Because you got to play trains?
C: No, because I didn't ask too many questions AND I got to play with trains.

Me: Did you get your teeth brushed?
C: No.  I was just washing this toothbrush out with soap.
Me: Ewwww!

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Do You Smell Something?

Estrella Mtn Park 1/14 
C: I’m smelling the kitty!
Dad: Yeah?  What does he smell like?
C: Cat poop!

Me: Did you see that awesome sunset tonight?
C: Yeah! And while you were looking at it, I took the sun back out!
Me: Oh good! I like the sunshine!

C: You have to say sorry that I bite my tongue.
Me: Sorry, kiddo.
I'm pretty impressed that was his only injury!  He helped me chop all the veggies--ALL BY MYSELF--in tonight's dinner.
Estrella Mtn Park 1/14
C: And there's no big, bad wolf in here!
Me: Good, I'm glad.
C: But there is one ding-donging my doorbell.
Me: Uh-oh!