Looking at Parks & Rec catalog ~
C: They have swimming, running marathons, and looking at stuff!
Where do I sign up to look at stuff?!
Me: Colton, are your ears working?
C: No, they're out of batteries.
Me: Where can I find new batteries?
C: They're just in my toy box!
C: I will order you some food. Whatever kind you want! You can have cereal, cheese and crackers, or some fruit. That's all I know how to make.
Me: Did you have a good day today?
C: Yeah. Do you remember why?
Me: Because you got to play trains?
C: No, because I didn't ask too many questions AND I got to play with trains.
Me: Did you get your teeth brushed?
C: No. I was just washing this toothbrush out with soap.
Me: Ewwww!