Colton Is Hungry

Dad: Are you a hungry boy tonight?
C: I'm hungier than the whole earth!

C: I want dinner with some milk and cereal on the side!

Me (to Dad): So Jordan and Colton want to be cousins.  Sarah told them they couldn't be because they weren't attached that way and Colton suggested that they use a rope.
C: No!  I said tape!

Me: Did you try the new cereal for breakfast?
C: Yeah, and that made me SO HAPPY!

C: I really missed you, Mom.
Aww...

C: I wish you could stay home every day.
Me: You do?  How come?
C: Because I really love you.
Me: You can still love me even if I go to work.
C: No, you need to be here for me to love you.

Too cute not to share!  Colton & Jordan

Colton Goes to Lacrosse

C: Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high, down in the valley on the Polar Express we GOOOO!  Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!

C: I found money!
Me: Are you rich?
C: Huh?
Me: Rich is when you have lots of money.
C: But I just have two monies.

Me: Tired, buddy?
C: No, I don't have any yawns.

C: Is this the way to the 'crosse game?
Me: No, this is the way to Starbucks.
C: Oh.  And then can we go to the 'crosse game?
Me: That's the plan, monkey man.

After the game ~
C: Is it Dad's birthday?
Me: No, buddy.  After we go to the hockey game in Arizona and get off the airplane, then it will be Dad's birthday.
C: Dad, it's gonna be your birthday after we watch the hockey game and get off the airplane!
Dad: I know!  Are you going to buy me presents?
C: No, but I will eat all your cake!