Museum Sunday

C: Did you know that you can't drive in Seattle? People are parking in the middle of the intersection!  When we go to Seattle, we'll have to take a train.  I saw it on the news!
Google the "Mercer Mess."

C: You have to help me get to sleep!
Me: Good night.
C: But I need some help sleeping! 
Me: Good night, Colton!

C: I had these AirFaces as a treat at school!  (AirHeads)

C: Is it 55 degrees?
Me: Yes.
C: So it's just one inch higher than just a minute ago!

C: These might be too small.  There's a baby on them.
Referring to the Gerber baby on his footie jammies.

C: Every Sunday that's not a race Sunday is a museum Sunday!

C: I can't brush my teeth tonight.  I'm too tired.

C: I can't get dressed before breakfast because I get too distracted upstairs!
#littleboyproblems

Me (to Dad): D would be my son; he's eating the frosting and J would be yours; he's after the cake.
C: I'm in to the whole thing!

Happy 1st Birthday, little brothers!!

Colton on the Babies

His sticker says he's organic

C: But Granddad said this was the last time I got to see my baby brothers!

Me: He meant at the hospital, buddy.  They're coming home with us and you can see them any time.

C: I want to hold the baby!  But not that baby!

C: We didn't watch the Tron I like. We watched the other Tron I like!

Me: What did Dad make for dinner?
C: Something to make you big & strong!

On feeding the babies ~
C: Is that where your chocolate milk comes from?
Me: It's not chocolate.
C: Why?

Me: Cuz I don't make chocolate.

After a bath ~

C: I'm all clean and sparkly!  Sparkly than the babies!