Dad: If you go down the slide, your pants will get all wet.
C: I don't mind!
C: You're a cupcake, Mom!
Me: What kind? Am I vanilla, chocolate, lemon? And do I have sprinkles?
C: You're chocolate!
Me: Yum!
C: But Mom? Cupcakes don't drive!
Me: Mine do. And they are doing the speed lemon!
C: Cupcakes don't do the speed lemon, they are speed-eated!
C: Did you have a good run, Mom?
Me: It was good! Did you have a good run too?
C: Yeah, and I ran over the bridge with you! And I beat you!
Me: Yep, good job, buddy! Thanks for coming to see me today.
C: You're welcome!
C: I can't sit in time-out right now because my butt doesn't work.
C: Click that red button to get to the Thomases!
(red x in corner of my screen)
C: Hey Mom, I'm working in here. Don't come near me!
