C: This particular rock I got a few days ago.
C: Can you come fix this baby's problem?
C: Are you arms big enough to hold both babies?
Me: Yep.
C: Dad has too! But my arms aren't big enough yet.
C: I close the door on my hand and it really hurts!
Me: Do you need a kiss?
C: It's not really bleeding.
Me: Here, lemme kiss it.
C: You missed!
Me: Where was I supposed to kiss?
C: I don't know. It stopped hurting.
C: I got these markers a few days ago.
Me: I think you got them at the hospital when your babies were born.
C: When I came out of your tummy?
Me: No, when your babies did.
C: Well. Let's just not argue.
I've got that in writing now, buster.
C: Mom, can you make me grow bigger without sleeping?
Me: Sorry, buddy. No can do.
C: Can we just go to the park now? I need some time to play by myself!
