Fashion Mogul

C: This is my Obama shirt and shorts. Because
I'm going to be Obama when I grow up.

C: Mom? Did you wash my clothes over time?
Me: Yes, I washed your clothes last night.

Coloring in the states on election night.

C: This keyboard is buggishes me!

The tongue helps.

Look Ma, no life-jacket!!

Colton Will Make You Feel Better

Me: Daddy is sad.
C: Oh. A nap will make him feel better!  And then I will run past him and he will cry!

C: And we told Swiper no swiping! And he said, "Oh man!"
Me: Colton, no swiping!
C: Oh man!

C: I am making lots of corners with these of beautiful colors.

Me: What should we do tomorrow?

C: We should stay home.
Me: We need to go to the library.
C: And then we can go to the purple museum!
Me: We can't go to the museum if we stay home.
C: Oh.

C: Mom, I am so unhappy.  I am sick and have a fever in my ear.
Me: I think you're fine.  Go to sleep and you'll feel all better in the morning.
C: No, I'm just resting.
Me: Okay.  Night, buddy.