Coltonisms: 11/22

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Colton Stays up Early

C: How's the mac & cheese coming?

C: Can I go back downstairs? I ate enough to keep me full!
Dad: Hahaha. That will keep you full for what, 10 minutes?
1.5 hrs. But who's counting?

Me: We're not cooking while Dad is cooking. You can make some pretend muffins.
C: But they won't come out of my computer and be yummy.

C: I would like a blanket to keep me snuggly and warm. And also, I should wear a helmet!

Me: Don't watch me, watch the movie.
C: I have enough eyes for both!

C: I am going to watch Dad's movie and stay up really early!

C: Can you help me find the lid? You're the best finder ever!

Lorayne: I came here to visit your mommy and baby brothers.
C: I see them oftener than you!
Lorayne: I know. How do you like being a big brother?
C: Good!

C: My leg really hurts. See Mom, it's really hurting!

C: Want to see me slide all around the Earth?
Me: Sure.
C: But I can't really slide that far. I can if I go fast as a ROCKET!

Me: You told me you didn't like this kind of cookie.
C: But I will try them! And they will be yummy!

Monday, November 22, 2010

SnOMG!

First snow of the season! 11/21

C: When I was driving to work and was like a penguin ...

Me: What is your favorite part about the snow?
C: I was wearing my snowplow for I don't get stuck in the snow!

While in the bath ~
C: Mom, can you open this paint? My hands are being washed.

C: Here's some delicious apple juice! It tastes like strawberries, and vanilla, and chocolate. Because that's all the ingredients I put in it. I didn't put any eggplant in it because eggplant is icky.

C: My juice is getting cold, so I have to put it back. And then I'll put in blueberries and chocolate and some peanut butter M&Ms. And then I have to cook it. It has 3 cups of water, cinnamon, watermelon, cantaloupe, and soda. And that makes it delicious!

C: Hey Mom, I can't hear you!

Me: Why can't you hear me?

C: Because you're typing.

Me: Are you ready to get out?

C: No! Nonsense you, Mom!