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| Chutes & Ladders with Oma |
Me: Would you like a sandwich?
C: No, I just like spicy eggs.
Granddad: Well, now I can't read it because it's upside-down.
C: But how 'bout you just try.
Granddad: I can't. It's upside-down. How about you try?
C: I can't because I can't read!
Grandma: What do you call this?
C: A cooker! (apron; last year he called it a 'maker')
C: I like it when you pay my guy home because he was tired.
Playing Trouble with Shannon.
C: How 'bout you give some to my mom, because she LOOOOVES coffee!
Granddad: No, this coffee is mine. It's my birthday present.
C: Well, we could just juggle them!
C: Don't you wish everything was back to normal?
Me: Like what?
C: I see stars!
Me: What do you wish was back to normal?
C: I just saw two stars!
Me: Like before the babies came?
C: No.
Me: What isn't normal?
C: I don't know.
C: I'm full. I think I just need to relax! ... Can we have pie now?
Me: Do you want to watch the Polar Express?
C: I only like that movie at Christmas.
Liar, liar, pants on fire! He loves that movie/book/audio CD.
C: I keep not winning!
This is a problem especially when you're playing against yourself.
C: This marble didn't want to be shotted, but I shot it anyway.
C: How 'bout we clean up all these marbles so I can play with something else. My house has to be all picked-up.
I have this in writing, kid!
C: Mom, I'm hungry.
Me: Do you want more oatmeal?
C: No, I want a granola bar.
Me: Okay, go grab one from the snack bowl.
C: I don't want the kind in the snack bowl, but nice try though!
