Colton Gets Dressed

C: That clock has stopped.
Me: I saw that.  I'll wind it the next time I'm over there.
C: Let's do it after breakfast so we're all full.
Me: Sounds good.
I didn't know you can't wind the clock when you're hungry...

Me: You beat me at getting dressed!
C: I always knew I was better than you.
Me: Faster. You were faster, not better.
;)

Chutes & Ladders with Granddad 11/29

C: Do you think Santa Claus is at the mall yet?
Me: Why do you want to see Santa?
C: Because I want to tell him what I want for Christmas!

C: I put my stocking on top so Santa knows that I'm first!

Me: What are you going to give the babies for Christmas?
C: A pen that reads to them so they can learn to read. Is that nice of me?

C: I tried everything but not everything.

Me: You need to take a bath tonight.
C: But I don't want to take a bath until after Santa Claus comes!
Me: But Santa doesn't visit stinky boys.
C: I will just close my door and none of the stink will get out!
All that complaining and he's been playing in the bath for like 20 mins now..

Colton's Boots Are Made to Not Take Off

                                                       

C: I'm going to give bones to Shrek & Cartman. Shrek gets the green one and the pink one goes to Cartman!

C: I tied these boots up to me so you can't take them off!

C: Is Cartman wearing socks?

Me: Did you make a campfire today?

C: Yeah, but don't get too close to the hot fire!  I parked my fire truck close, but it is sick and needs new batteries.

Me: Did you make marshmallows?

C: Yeah, for Dad & Cartman. But I can make one for you!  I'm going to go get them.  They're in my car.

C: First I have to light the campfire.  I made chocolate and cranberry marshmallows for you!

C: You know, I've been thinking...we could fall down like THIS!

                                                       

C: I'm putting in a new battery because the old batteries are digging out! So I'm screwing it in! (with a colored pencil...)

C: Mom, why are you tired?
Me: I got up early.
C: You need to forget to get up early!

C: I'm going to sleep here with you, but don't sleep in my sleeping spot!