Colton Places an Order

C: Do you know how you can get a touchdown when you're dribbling?
Me: How?
C: You just throw up and dribble.
Uhm... I don't think I want to do that.

C: I was thinking in my brains, do you know how I got that good?

C: I'm gonna order a Kindle Fire for Christmas so I can play Angry Birds Star Wars!
Me: You don't order things for Christmas.  You can write a letter to Santa and ask for things.
C: I'm gonna order lots of things!  A Kindle Fire... a Dream Lite... Angry Birds pillows and some art supplies! So, can you write those things down for me?
Me: I'm not the one writing to Santa. Santa doesn't come for me.  I'm too old.
C: I'll ask for things for you!  I'll ask him for a paper heart since I can't find your other one.
Me: Oh thanks.

Me: Go get your book.
C: And then I need to rest.  My energy is very sore.

C: I loosened number one [chocolate advent calendar], so I can open it easier!

C: We have this discussion every night!  I can't sleep because there's too much noise!
(I'm sitting downstairs with nothing on but the light)

Colton Goes to the End

Tips vs Ice.. We lost

C: Mom, my teeth are cold!  (chattering teeth this morning)

Me: Did you have fun at gymnastics?
C: Yeah, we went into the PIT! And went from one end, to the other end, to the other end, to the other end, to the other end, to the other end, to the other end, to the other end, to the other end, to the other end, to the other end, *gasp* to the other end!


C: Hello, hockey ma'am!

C: There's something strange in my bell!

C: Will there be more hockey in the morning?

C: 55!  Can you count that high?

Me: I don't know, I'll need some help.

C: First you have 50, and then 5, then you have 55!

C: In the morning, I am going to the forest. And I will deliver my logs and trees and food to the children. I will feed them mac and cheese, and when they are done, I will give them more food.

C: You can't talk to me, I'm too far away!  (several seats down at the arena)