Colton Writes a Letter to Santa

Letter to Santa.  It reads: "diapers" on left; "doll"
in center & "pajammies" on the right. 

C: Why do you want to go to work?
Dad: I don't want to go to work; I have to go to work.
C: But why do you want to go to work?
Dad: I have to, so we have food to eat.
C: But we have lots of food and you could stay home with the babies!

C: Hey Mom, this is your car.  Try not to put your coffee on it!

C: Mom, I'm sorry. I didn't make any turns on this road. 

C: What if you weren't a mama?
Me: What if?
C: Then the boys would be mamas! And when I grow up, I want to be a mama too!
Me: You do? How come?
C: Because that's what I want to be!

C: I wrote my letter to Santa!
Me: What's it say?
C: Doll.  Because I wanted a doll.

C: I don't like when it's clean down here!

C: Why did you only warn me three times?  I want you to warn me sixteen times!

Colton Spells Lots of Things

Colton eating Dad's lemon from lunch.

C: E-O-P-P-G. That's how you spell mud!

C: Here's your ticket!  Let me write your name on it.  M-O-P spells Mom!  There you go.  Thank you, sir.

C: E-E-X-G-N.  That has my name on it!

Me: I bet Santa has candy canes for after the picture!
...
Santa: And what do you want for Christmas?
C: A candy cane!
Santa: I don't have any, I just have coloring books.
C: But I want a candy cane. 
Santa: He sure has a one track mind!

C: Why did you drop your pizza, Mom?
Me: I didn't mean to.
C: Oh, but I didn't mean to watch you.
Gee thanks?

Don't We All?

C: I do not like carrots, only Christmas food.

12/17/09