Colton Brightens the Day

C: Where did you get all this amazing food?!
Me: The burrito is from Taco Del Mar and the fruit is from work.
Mmm, leftovers.

C: The yogurt will make the fruit even deliciouser! Because yogurt is yummy and will make it even more yummier.

C: I see the Christmas star! No, that's not it. The Christmas star only comes out on Christmas.
But I did see a shooting star tonight...

Me: Whoa! Go try again. And this time take off your clothes before you put on your jammies.
C: It gives me more padding! For more protection.
Me: Protection from what?
C: Falling. It's more protectionned.

My heart is so heavy tonight. All my love to CT.

Colton Gets Mad

C: I NEVER WANT TO GO SHOPPING WITH YOU AGAIN!
Me: I never want to go shopping with you again either right now.  That was not fun.
C: YES IT WAS!
Me: No it wasn't!

C was mad.  Feel the madness ~
C: I'm just gonna keep staring at you!

In a moment of frustration ~
Me: I'm going to have to talk to Santa about this behavior.
C: He won't know about that.
Me: He knows.  He's watching you.
C: He can't see through walls, Mom.
Me: Yes he can.  He's magic.

My brother & his fam + Nanan

Colton on Christmas Wishes

Gingerbread train; 12/11/11

C: I am going to email my list to Santa!  Our wishes have to take flight through the chimney and go to the mall!  First stage, you have to make sure that Santa is still at the mall! Mom, is Santa still at the mall?

C: I am going to write you a letter to Santa.  Here's your letter!  It has my name on the back, because I wrote it! Was that nice of me?

C: Can you let me play on my touchpad for a little bit?  (aka the calculator)

C: Mom, I'm cheating.
Me: People don't like to play with you when you're cheating, buddy.
C: But I'm playing all by myself.  Remember?

C: While you feed the baby, I'll do your work and play games on your computer. 
Me: That's not quite what my work is, bud.

Colton Spells Some More

2010 Santa Pic!

C: S-O-S-H-I-B-A. But first comes the T. 
Me: Want to know what that spells?
C: Computer!

Putting on shoes ~
C: I only have two feet, so you'll have to wait two minutes!

Me: Are you a very hungry boy?
C: Yeah!  What are we having for dinner?
Me: I think we should make lots and lots of squetti!
C: With purple sauce!  And Mom? Don't forget to look for the super letters!
Me: Which letters will they be?
C: Black!  And can you count all the cars?
Me: I'll need some help.  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... I need some help, buddy.
C: I'm tired of counting letters. 

C: I'm going to use this spoon.
Me: I think it will be hard to eat spaghetti with a spoon.
C: See?  I got one noodle! And see? I got two meats!

C: Hey Mom, I'm gonna crunch you!
Me: No.
C: I'm gonna put you in my wallet, jiggle you out, and then turn you into orange juice!
Uh, okay?