Colton's Secret Identity

Decorating Granddad's tree ~ the tongue helps.

C: It's hard for people to tell me apart because I look like a Ninja Turtle, but I'm a human.

C: I know the reason the sushi store isn't open on Sunday is because they have to make more sticky rice.

Part cat?

First tooth!

C: What are you going to ask Santa for?
Me: Hmm, what should I ask him for?
C: Things that give you hugs, so it will remind you of me.

C: I have a secret that Bridger can't know. I'm really a ninja, okay? But you can't tell Bridger.

Sick day 😥

C: I'm already freezing because it's been a long time since I wore this coat, and it needs to get used to the cold.

Second tooth!

Colton on How to Play Football

Children's Museum 12/15

Me: There you go, sir!

C: I'm not a sir!  Call me Colton, ma'am! 

Me: Do you see that big cloud?  Do you think it's going to rain today?
C: No, it's just gonna be bumpy!

C: Look Mom, the sun is coming out so now you can be happy!  I am happy!
Me: Yay! I am glad you are happy.  I am happy too!
C: But Bridger is sad.
Me: Why is he sad? 
C: Because he works too much.

C: Don't take the freeway! I don't like the freeway!
Me: Can we take the interstate?
C: Yeah!
Me: Why don't you like the freeway?
C: Because there's lots of strange noises!

C: Can I have my cheese stick?
Me: Sorry, buddy, you didn't want it so I ate it.
C: Well, you can eat me and I will go down into your tummy and take it back!

Down by the UW ~
Me: Mama used to go to school over there.
C: Yeah, and I will show you how to play football!  First you get the ball and then you kick it!

C: Mom, don't dance when there's hot smoke! 
Good advice!

Colton shakes a bag ~
C: Do you hear that noise? It sounds like dirt!

C: This house is getting old.  Why do houses get old?
Me: They get older like we get older.
C: I will take down the roof if we're not using it. 
Me: We're still using it, buddy.

C: I made golden eggs for you!  But I forgot to crack them.