C: Dad showed me how to cut my waffles so I could deal the cards much better! I can deal the cards as well as I always could.
Shiny!
C: This is a sweeper to wave bad guys away by using air!
C: Can you finish erasing off this page? Remember, this side is the eraser.
C: I am going to email this picture to Santa, and then I'm going to have my cookie, and then I'm going to do some work. I'm going to sign myself up for work. How did you sign yourself up for work?
C: I hope the Grinch doesn't come when it's Christmas!
Me: I hope not.
C: Why?
Me: You saw what he did. He came and took the Whos' Christmas.
C: And I will catch him in a NET! Will that be a good idea?
C: Mom, I found a noodle seed!
Me: A noodle seed?
C: See this white thing? It's a noodle seed.
C: If we didn't have babies coming, it would be much quieter! And everything would be back to normal.
He means the twins... There better not be more babies coming!
