Colton on the North Pole

Gingerbread cookies from Nana's!

Mom brain strikes again ~
Sarah: Your mom went back to get the diaper bag.
C: Why don't you have enough diapers?!

C: You can come drive the train!
Me: Oh, that's okay, bud.  I'm holding the baby.  You can drive it.
C: You can just put the baby in your elbow!

C: What if I keep making decorations and decorations?
Me: Then the house would be very decorated.
C: Yeah, I will make twenty-HUNDRED!  Is that a lot of decorations?

Me: Look at that house!  It has lots of pretty lights.
C: It might be the North Pole!  ...  Nope, it's not.
Me: Look at that tree.  Someone really did a nice job decorating it!
C: It might be the North Pole!
Me: And there's another pretty house out your window.
C: It might be the North Pole!

Colton Makes a Flying Carpet

C's Christmas Tree

C: At Bridger's, we didn't make a flying carpet.
Me: Oh. What do you use to make a flying carpet?
C: Boards... and blankies...
Me: Good to know.

Me: Do you see the letter Q?
C: Why do you keep asking?!

C: Why aren't we home yet?
Me: We're home! We live here now. In the middle of the street.
C: No, we don't! First we have to go up around the corner!
Me: Yep.

Me: Can you make me something from Bob's Burgers? (C has designated his easel as Bob's Burgers)
C: No, it's gonna be closed!

C: Moooooooom?
Me: Yeah, buddy?
C: Tonight, I am not feeling well.
Me: How come?
C: Because I sneezed a lot. But tomorrow, I will be all better.
Me: Good, I'm glad. Night, bud!