Colton on Santa

Dad: Let's go get you a haircut.
C: Are you kidding? I'm almost bald right here!

C: The reason there's less and less candy on here is because Santa keeps coming.

C: Dad, I just need some plugs or batteries to finish building my train to go around the Christmas tree.
Dad: Do you have an electric train to go on it?
C: No, but we could make one.
Dad: I appreciate the enthusiasm, but that's a lot harder than it sounds.
C: So you could help.

Colton Builds a Train

Cute gingerbread train

Me: Will you make me 5 cookies?
C: No, 10!
Me: And how many for Daddy?
C: 4.

Me: I'm glad you had fun today!
C: I didn't have ANY fun.
Me: Really? What was your favorite part?
C: Nuffing. But the cookies were yummy!

C: If I don't play hockey, I won't have any energy!

Grandma & Colton start construction of the train

Mmmmm!

C: I need take these newspapers back to the library before it closes!  Goodbye, Mom!

C: Why are you not talking?

Me: I'm tired.

C: No, you're NOT!  Nap time's over!  You're happy, not tired!


Dad: Look at the ball, and then at the goal, and shoot.
C: I see them!  And I'm done looking at them.
*GOOOOOOAAAAL*