Colton Is a Jedi Master

Best baby toy ever - it even entertains C!

C: Can you put the baby down on the playmat now? I have his binky in case he is hungry!

C: My cards exploded! That tickled!

Me: Pick up your cards so we can have dinner.
C: But I don’t like cleaning up stuff. That will make me all tired out and I won’t be able to do anything at all til morning. Mom, I have a headache. I really do. I played goldfish too many times.

C: My head hurts and I can't use it anymore.

Me: Can you show me how you move stuff with your eye?
C: Let me get the correct eye.  There. 

C: Are you going to give your rocket ship a try?  How 'bout you just get better at practicing.

C: I might need some needle and thread to help me do this.  [make a paper airplane]

C: Hey Mom, I made you another paper-airplane-rocket.  Was that nice?

C: I am going to make you another paper airplane.  It just takes a little practice.

The rocket ship is just to the left of my computer.  It doesn't fly so well.

That's My Boy!

Thomas jams

Dad: No advent chocolate for Colton today because he conned a piece out of each of us yesterday.

That's my boy!

C: Hey Dad, I can bounce higher than a monkey chimp!

C: When you are done with your hot chocolate, I will give you sparkly coffee!  With no marshmallows! 
Me: No marshmallows?  But I will be sad!
C: But it will have cereal and dip-dip!
Me: Ewww!

C: Stop tickling me, Mom! You are scaring me! 

C: Here is a tomato and some coffee!
Me: I don't like tomatoes in my coffee.
C: But I didn't, I put it on a plate.

C: There's Up!
Me: I think it's Toy Story.
C: No, Up!
Me: Okay, I won't argue.
C: Yeah, argue!  Argue yourself!

C: Hey Mom, I'm very happy.
Me: How come you're very happy?
C: Because I don't want to be grumpy or sad. Just very happy!

I picked out our Xmas card today! It turned out cute!