Colton Is Wise

While driving ~
C: Try not to run into the wall.
Me: Okay, I'll try.

C: I'm so hungry, I could eat the whole Earth!
Me: What would all the people eat if you ate the Earth?
C: They could just buy their own food.

Using maps app on my iPod ~
C: Mom, I'm trying to find the end of the Earth!

C: I'm going to find the greatest place there ever was!

Me: Did you find the greatest place on the Earth?
C: No, it wouldn't let me go there.  I was trying to find the end of the Earth.  You have to go over the mountains to Europe and then to 'Mano Park! (Camano Island Park)

Me: Boys that pick their nose do not get to play on my iPod!
C: I'm done!
Me: With my iPod or picking your nose?
C: Picking my nose.

C: And you race around like this!  ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Dad: How many Zs are in that?
C: 22! 

C: I have just two babies left because YOU wouldn't take care of them like I told you to.

Colton on How to Eat a Salad

Me: Mama is going to have a big salad!
C: Up to the roof?
Me: Maybe.  I'm pretty hungry.
C: You first have to stand up and start at the top. Then from the middle, the middle, and the middle, and then the bottom.
Me: Sounds like a good plan.

C: Is Daddy going to be home when we get there?
Me: Nope, we're going to beat him.
C: We gonna won the race!

C: Mom, you get to won outside, and I get to won going up the stairs!