C: Blueberry pancakes! And can I help?
Me: Sure. You can dump the blueberries in.
C: And I want to eat them!
Me: That would sure help.
C: Do you like me when I say, "Are you ready to play Go Fish?" and I say, "No"? That means no!
Guess I'd better play with him, eh?
Me: I was teasing.
C: I don't want you to tease me! It's not time for teasing!
Me: When do I get to tease you?
C: After Go Fish!
C: ... and it'll be ready to go to THE MOON! But not you, Mom. You have to stay here on Earth.
Me: How come I can't go to the moon?
C: Because it's far, far, far away on the other side of the blocking lane!
(Heh, I told him if he got dressed all by himself that he could have a cookie when we go to the store)
C: If you get your socks on all by yourself, you can have a BIG COOKIE from Safeway too! It's a HUGE, HUGE, HUGE cookie like mine!
