Colton Is Trapped

Me: You need to write tripped three times.
C: I'm just going to spell trapped.
Me: You can... but don't misspell it, or you'll need to write it three times.

Me: You need to go put your shoes away, please.
C: And then will you just do everything I want?
Me: That's a little rude. Try again.
C: Will you please just do everything I want?
Me: Still rude, but what specifically are you asking?
C: Will you please turn on the TV for me?
Me: I would be happy to.

Watching figure skating ~
C: I played the Wii game of that.

Watching the halfpipe ~
C: Can I just have a few lessons to learn how to do that?!

C: I need to stop.  I'm getting too old to do this.

How Do You Feel a Cake?

                                                       

C: Hey Mom, what are we having for dessert after breakfast?

New Play-doh cake set ~ picked out with all his change from his piggies!
C: Hey Dad, how does this cake feel?

C: What are we having for dinner?
Me: Beer-braised beef.
C: I don't like beer in my food!
Me: Good, because you're too young to drink it.

Dad: Mama bonked me on the head (on accident!) and gave me an owie.  Will you kiss it?

C: Sure! Dad, if you don't pick at your owie, it won't heal.
Dad: If I don't pick at my owie, it will heal!

C: Can I come on your date tonight?
Dad: Sorry, buddy, not this time.
(Valentine's Day HOCKEY!)

Colton on beauty

C: Dad needs a blankie for he can be beautiful!