C: I hurt my ear because I wasn't looking where I was looking!
Me: Here's your pancake!
C: Is it bigger than my head?
Me: Of course!
C: Hey Mom, I love you!
Me: I love you too!
C: I love you when you gimme new race cars!
Me: I love the smell of wood fires.
C: Yeah, the fire is keeping me nice and warm! It's 55°!
Me: It's a little colder than that, buddy.