Showing posts with label 2/27. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2/27. Show all posts

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Colton on Teasing


C: Can I have some clothes?
Me: Nah, I think you should just stand there and be cold.
C: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: I was teasing, yes, go get some clothes.
C: I don't like it when you tease me.
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C: Why did you trip me?
Me: I didn't trip you.  I teased you.
C: Oh. I don't like that.

C: Maybe we can eat like a family again!
Which means simply sitting at the table together.  Doesn't even need to be all of us.

Me: What should we do today, Mr. Sicky?
C: I have a good idea! Let's stay home!
Me: Sounds good. 

C: Are you sending a message to me?

Me: The blanket is big enough for both of us.
C: No, it's just for ONE KID!  Not for girls!  Just for boys!

C: Is that broccoli?
Me: Nope, it's celery.
C: I don't like it.
Me: I think you might with some peanut butter on it.
C: I do like it! But you don't!  Celery makes you grow! Look at my muscles.  My muscles are as big as yours! 
Dressed himself, but managed to get his jammies on backwards.
1st try