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| C: Oh, infinity and beyond! |
Me: I guess?
C: Hey Mom, my nose can't smell your sock.
Me: Yeah, it's all stuffed up, huh.
C: I'm at my date! I'm tired and have to go to sleep.
Exciting date!
C: Goodnight, Mom! *kiss* Now you can go to sleep. But we forgot to brush your teeth and floss.
Me: Better do that.
C: This toothpaste is very spicy. It tastes like spicy eggs!
...
C: Okay, rinse & spit. Now we have to floss. Open your mouth! Harder!
C: I have a super-dooper-awesome-great idea!
C: Why is this not staying up here?
Me: That looks dangerous.
C: But I want to do that!
C: I'm super-dooper brave! And I know a lot about stuff!
C: Was that a cool fly?
