Me: You forgot the board. It's hard to play Candy Land without it!
C: No, it's not!
Dad: You need to sit here.
C: But I am sitting here!
Dad: No, this is my chair. Over there is your chair.
C: Let's start a new family!
Me: Uhhh.
Sesame Street: What begins with M?
Me: What's that Monster's name?
C: Mom!
Me: Are you ready for Abby's Flying Fairy School?
C: No. I want to stay home today!
C: I can race AND settle down.
Me: Dad's home!
C: Which dad?
Me: How many dads do you have?
C: One.
C: Mom, do you like peppers?
Me: I do!
C: I do too! But sometimes I don't.
