C: Can I watch Dora when we get home?
Me: After dinner.
C: But I want to watch while you're cooking dinner!
Me: Don't you want to talk to me while I'm cooking?
C: No!
C: I want to eat downstairs.
Me: Why don't we eat as a family?
C: I don't like that anymore. It makes me grumpy.
C: SWIPER NO SWIPING!!! SWIPER NO SWIPING!!! SWIPER NO SWIPING!!!
and
C: BACKPACK! BACKPACK!! BAAAAACKPACK!!
C: Hey Mom, get up! You have to tickle your sides and jump up and down! (doing the monkey dance)
C: That was too much dog!
(incoming Shrek)
