Colton Does Easter Eggs

Me: How many hops are you going to do tomorrow? We'll give your school 10 cents for every jump.
C: And a nail!
Me: A nail?
C: Yeah. 15 cents and a nail!
... and the shell of a great, great grandfather snail!  (the Lorax)

Dad: You took so long getting dressed you missed the school bus.
C: I saw someone standing there when I was naked.

Dad: What do you want for breakfast?
C: Toast!  I smelled some when I was naked!
LOL, it sounds like the child doesn't wear clothes ever.

C: What if you gave me some of your money?
Me: What if?
C: That would be kind.

C: An American flag! Did you not know that there was an American flag there?
Me: I knew.

Ms Marilyn: Eat your cupcake last, after you eat your fruit.
C: (after everyone has finished and started cleaning up)  Mom, did I eat enough to have my cupcake?

C: I'm just over here making accidents.
Me: I hope you're cleaning them up too!

C: I just don't have any energy.  I only have energy to play Angry Birds.
Me: If you have energy to play Angry Birds, you have enough to help clean-up.
Nanan: What about you [talking to Denton]?  Do you have any energy?
C: He's just not gonna talk. 

Colton Makes It Sunny

C: I like to walk when it's sunny!
Dad: So do I, buddy. But it's raining right now.
C: But the sun follows the rain.
Dad: Is it going to be sunny tomorrow?
C: Yeah, and I'm going to climb to the top of the sun and give it a hug!

C: I drive a really fast car.
Me: Yeah?
C: It's just a jet engine.

C: My favorite part of the day was the whole day!