Me: Go put your plate in the sink.
C: It's not a plate, it's a bowl!
Me: Do you like being corrected all the time?
C: I am being correct.
Me: Fine. Go put your BOWL in the sink.
C: I'm hungry! My tummy was getting jiggly and giggly!
C: I am a spy! I am a knight!
Me: You're a knight?
C: I said *I*.
Me: Right, you are a knight?
C: No, *I* am a knight.
Me: ...
C: Hey Mom, you don't say "Did you not know," you just say, "Did you know." Did you know that?
LOL, thanks Kathy!!
Me: Is he being pretty loud? (talking to J)
C: That's because I'm just drivin' and that car is just driving me nuts!
C: What's this?
Me: A feather.
C: No, I keep forgetting what I said last night! It's a clue! So you have to say something else. So Mom, what is this?
Me: A feather.
C: Stop saying that!
C: I'm just sad because I can't play on your iPod.
Me: Are you complaining?
C: No, complaining means sad.
