Me: Eat your steak, buddy.
C: It tastes like bubblegum!
Me: It does?
C: Yeah, and I chew it all by myself!
C: *GASP* A fruit cake! (sees a fruit torte)
Clerk: What's your name?
C: Wall-E! (said how Wall-E the robot says it)
Me: No, it's not.
Clerk: My name's SpongeBob.
Checker: Would you like SpongeBob to help you out tonight?
C: COME ON LIGHT!
Me: You sound like your mother.
C: No, because I am the mom!
Me: Who's the dad?
C: You are!
Me: And who is the kiddo?
C: Dad is!
Me: Ugh, I am so tired of this rain.
C: I know where the clouds come from.
Me: You do? Where?
C: They come from Rainbow Valley.
Me: Could you tell them to stay there and let some sun shine?
C: After the rain comes the sun!
Me: I hope so.
Me: Our babies are twins, like Bill & Ben. (Twin trains on Thomas)
C: Yeah, and I'm a twin to you!
