Colton on Game Play

C: I'm not gonna play with you if you keep winning the whole time!

Photo credits to Lilja Photography
for today's photos!

C: Why do you want to win?

C: Look at me! I'm really good at this game! Mom, you're not very good at all.
I didn't realize one could be good/bad at Candy Land.

C: But you're not better; I'm gooder!

Me: How about some fruit?
C: No, I just want candy.
Me: How about some fruit?
C: I'm too hungry for fruit. I just need some candy.
Me: How about some fruit?
C: Sometimes when I eat a good lunch, my Nana lets me have a sucker.
Me: Your Nana would make you eat your apples. She even makes me eat my salad.
C: You don't know!
Me: I do know!

C: Why isn't the music working? I think it needs more power!
Me: No, it needs less fingerprints on the CD.

Colton on School

Photo credits to Lilja Photography
for all of today's photos.

Me: Night, buddy!
C: I'm only gonna be activated in the morning.  All the other times, I'm in my bed.

Me: What did you learn about at school today?
C: We learned about an animal with a duck beak and otter feet!
Me: Oh, cool!  Do you remember what that animal is called?
C: No.
Me: A platypus.
C: Why is it a catapus?

C: I have a new game to download on your iPod!  It's the snowball game at the gym!  And the adults don't play it, just the kids.  Do you want to play it?
Me: Am I a kid?
C: No.
Me: Am I an adult?
C: Yeah.
Me: Then how can I play it?
C: You just can.

Me: What was your favorite thing at the kangaroo farm?
C: Seeing the kangaroos!
Duh.

Me: Can you put this money in your wallet?
C: I can't put this one in, so I can't.
Me: Do you want me to show you how?
C: Yeah, and then you do it.

Colton on Awesome

C: Don't step on me!
Dad: Why not?
C: I'm not the floor!

C: You're doing a good job making Dutch Babies, Dad!

C: Hello, sir!  Hey Mom, I called you the wrong name!

C: I'm gonna show you the awesomest track you ever seen in the whole, wide world!