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| Got C a new Angry Birds shirt. We needed a little variety...and time to wash the other one! |
C: Why is that lady up late?
Me: Her sign says she doesn't have a home and that she needs money.
C: But we have a house! She can come to our house and she can sleep on my bottom bunk! Next time can we bring her home?
Me: You're a very nice boy, buddy.
C: I see a bird!
Dad: Is it angry?
C: No, it's just a bird.
C: Hurry and finish!
Me: Why?
C: So Dad can eat without cooking.
C: How come it's peace and calm?
C: What is that big, rock thing?
Me: It's a climbing rock. People climb up it.
C: My legs are too short for that.
C: My hic-um-ups are gone, but now my brain hurts.
C: There's only one noodle left for Dad! *gasp*
Me: Dad's having what I'm having, not spaghetti.
C: Oh. Then can I have the last noodle?
C: This [bubble bath] makes the water smell the same as the soap!
