When Life Gives You Lemons...

Dad: Did you notice that our boy has freckles now?
C: Yeah, and that's why I'm a little itchy.

C: I ate all my breakfast!
Dad: Good job, buddy.
C: And good job, lemon!
Dutch Babies with real lemons for breakfast today! :)

C: I hate school on Wednesday!  School should never be on Wednesday!  I'm just gonna have recess all day!
Me: You love school.  You just don't want to leave the park. 

Me: Are you going to add any pictures to your book?
C: No, it's just words.  And I'm going to make lots of copies and sell them.  They are just $1.  And that's easy to buy, right?
My little entrepreneur...

C: I'm reading quietly, so you can't hear me. 
It's nice to read quietly, isn't it?
You can turn the hockey off so we can read. 
And you're reading too!  I like reading, don't you?
Yes, yes I do... now if you would just work on the quiet part.... ;)

Colton's Random Weekend

    Some hair awesomeness    

C: ... and he bit me, and I couldn't believe my eyes! 

C: And I'm not gonna go to sleep tonight! I am gonna stay up alllll night and all day.

Me: You need to be on your best behavior.
C: All day?
Me: Yes.
C: Alright.

He's only asked to go to the train store 6 billion times today...

C: I need to talk to you.

Me: We're not talking about the train store. Talk about something else.

C: How about my suspension bridge? I love my suspension bridge because I love it. I really, really love it.

C: It's my job to be the keeper of the cherry stems.

Me: Is that bloggable?

C: Yeah!

C: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooom!  Can you help me with my problem? I have a problem!