Colton's Adventures in Eating

We do not eat our babies!

Me: You have soccer tomorrow!
C: And will you be there?
Me: No, I have to take your brothers to the doctor.
C: When are you gonna take me to the doctor?
Me: You don't need to go to the doctor.  Why do you want to go?
C: You have to take me because I have this horrible cold!

C: I can tell you something!  Easy peasy pumpkin easy.  And I can say it backward!  Easy….pumpkin… and that’s it.  I said easy pumpkin!

Me: Would you like to take a bath tonight?
C: Just after one more day!

C: It's a game where we can do whatever we want without arguing!

C: Let's play Chutes and Letters! 

Jordan: What's his name again?
C: Mr. Picostco!

Jordan: Colton says his sandbox is an Elmo turtle!
Me: It does look like an Elmo turtle. [red crab sandbox]

C: Hi Mom!  I'm just licking the [peanut] butter!

C: Oh hi, Mom! 
Me: What are you eating?
C: I'm just eating the lemonade mix.
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Me: Why were you eating sand?
C: Sorry.
Me: Isn’t that kind of gross?
C: No, I like it!
Me: Well, go wash out your mouth.