Me: Not today.
C: But I really want one. I'll be good today.
Me: You're always good, buddy. But we're still not having a Slurpee.
Me: How many zucchinis do you want?
C: Just twenty!
C: I don't wanna go to bed!
Me: Sorry, bud, it's bedtime.
C: I won't let you go upstairs! And I won't let you live here! But in the morning you can live here!
Uhm, thanks?
Me: No, it was Earth Day yesterday.
C: Did I get to see the Earth?
Me: I'm pretty sure you did.
Malcom's Grandpa: We should take all the shovels out of the beach bag and send the kids out to scoop the yard.
C: Can I help?
Malcom's Grandpa: Good man!
C: Would it be pretty cool if I use up all my track? Then would that be a gorgeous track?
