| Of course the goggles are upside down! |
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C: Guess what, Mom?! One of my colds is gone! My cough-cold is gone, but I still have my snot-cold.
C: When there's a circle and a line through it, that means you can't go that way.
Me: That's right. Did you see them on the driving game?
C: Yeah, when I was driving into the wall!
C: CAN I PLAY ON YOUR IPOD? CAN I PLAY ON YOUR IPOD? CAN I PLAY ON YOUR IPOD?
Me: No.
C: Hi, Mom.
Me: Hi, buddy.
C: Did you have a nice day?
Me: Yes, thanks, buddy.
Me: What was your favorite animal at the zoo?
C: The zebra!
Me: How many zebras did you see?
C: I don't know if we saw any.
Me: Want me to get your bath started?
C: No. Closer to my bedtime.
Me: If you don't go now, you won't have much time to play.
C: So I will just have to wash and then go straight to bed?
Me: Pretty much.
C: How about we take a bath together?
Me: I already took a shower, so I'm good.
C: When will you forget?
Me: Maybe after running on Sunday.
C: And we can have a boat race! You can drive the submarine and I will drive the really fast boat!
Me: Oh yeah? And which one will win?
C: I don't know.
C: Do you see my swim goggles on the stairs?
Me: Nope, but you can go look.
C: Nope! They aren't where they aren't!





