Colton on Where to Live

At soccer today

C: Do you remember when we went to Phoenix?
Me: I do.  Do you remember?
C: Yeah.  I wish we could go to Phoenix again.
Me: Me too.  What did you like about Phoenix?
C: Oh.  They made all our food there, and we could go there again so you won't be so busy.
😢

C: This road is too bumpy. Can we live somewhere else where the road isn't as bumpy?

Nanan: Should I take this baby home with me?
C: Yeah, so Mom can get more sleep!
Nanan: Well, then I'd have to take two, huh?

Nanan: And I would like to...
C: Buy my own iPod!

Nanan: I felt...  How did you feel today?
C: I felt Angry Birds today!

Colton Is a Superhero

Playing "marables" with Nanan

C: I want to watch this much Thomas! As big as I am! 

C: Hey Mom, I don't feel very good today. I did lots of hard work today and I don't feel very good right now. (Coming from the little boy still in his jammies)

C: I wish I could have one of these carpets so I could make a big train table!

C: What is that I smell?
Me: I think it's the dog.  He's stinky tonight.
C: I will blow away that dog! 
Me: Please do!  (at least the smell... whew!)

C: If you close my door, I won't be able to smell the stinky dog!
Dad: Then you'd be lucky!
C: And I will have superpowers!  I can be a rocket-sword!  I'm the meanest, scariest superhero!  And I can fight with dogs! 
Poor Cartman?