C: Tonight, I'm going to make my dreams come true!
Me: You are? What's your dream?
C: That I can do lots of stuff.
Me: Watch for cars!
C: I didn't.
At least he's honest...
Me: What was your favorite part of the day?
C: Playing trains. But Jordan recognized me!
Me: He did?
(LOL, he means wrecked his train track)