Showing posts with label 5/28. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 5/28. Show all posts

Monday, May 28, 2012

Colton on Cake


Me: At preschool tomorrow, you get to share your favorite food.  Do you have a favorite food?
C: Chocolate cake! Don't you wish you had more chocolate cake in your tummy?
Me: I always wish I had more chocolate cake in my tummy!
C: And my piece will have Thomas on it, so you will know which one is mine.
Me: You want a Thomas cake?  I thought you might want an Angry Birds cake for your birthday.
C: No, I just want a chocolate cake with some words on it.
Me: What should those words say?
C: They should say "Don't you want some more chocolate cake in your tummy? Signed, Colton."

Dad: We do have some C-A-K-E mix in the cupboard.
C: What does C-A-K mean?
Dad: I'm not telling you.

C: Mom, I need to tell you something.  If you want to play the driving game, that's all right by me!

C: Dad, I need to tell you something. I really like the driving game. It's more better than anything else!

C: Dad, can I play your racing game?
Me: At 3 o'clock.
C: It's Dad's game!  Dad?
Dad: At 3 o'clock.
C: Why do you just do what Mom says?

C: I hope you will be in my room again, when you bring the babies up to bed.
Me: I will say good night again.  Good night, buddy!

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Colton on the Park

C: We have to stand back to back and see how big I am!  I come up to your shirt, Mom!  And in 19 more sleeps I will be bigger than you guys!
Dad: That explains the stomach lately.  (growth spurt!)

C: Are you in your jams?
Me: Yep!
C: These are my favorite-favorites! Are those your favorites?
Me: Flannel snowmen for the win!

Me: When this is over, let's go to the park.
C: But I'm not feeling very well and want to watch more and more TV!
Me: We've watched enough today.
C: But it's not gonna be sunny.
Me: That's okay, we can still go to park.
Who argues about going to the park?!

Ice cream 'van' drives by ~
C: Oh please-please-please may you buy me some ice cream? I NEED some ice cream!
Me: Did you bring your money?
C: No.
Me: Me neither, so let's go to the store.
C: But I want ICE CREAM! I NEED ICE CREAM! [insert toddler meltdown here]
Me: Your cookie from the store is in danger unless I hear an attitude adjustment.
C: Mom, look, I'm happy!  See how happy I am? Are you happy like me?!