Me: You need to get better.
C: Yeah, because I don't eat good food.
C: Why did the castle be late?
Me: I don't know, why was the castle late?
C: Because the eight legs didn't help! Hahahahah!
Me: Want some grapefruit?
C: Is it the red stuff that's in the middle?
Me: The wha? No, it's a sour, orange-like fruit.
C: Oh. It's too sour.
C: Maybe, since it's a nice summer's day, I won't have to wear a shirt.
Me: It's a little too cold to go shirtless yet. Go get dressed! (46F)
C: Why do you wear a swimsuit like that?
Me: Because I'm a girl.
C: Pretty soon I'll be an adult boy and can wear a swimsuit like that.
Me: You don't have to wear a swimsuit like this, buddy. Boys don't have to cover their chests.
C: Mom, I don't like you when you tell me what to do.
Me: That's okay, you don't have to like me all the time.
