Colton Falls Apart

Swim lessons 6/1

C: Did you run out of coffee bags?
Me: Yeah, I ran out of coffee, and creamer, and some other stuff. (horrors!)
C: I will share my kid food with you!  You can have cereal and dip-dip!

C: When I get to Dad's door, I will have to tiptoe past. 
Me: Dad's not sleeping, so you don't have to tiptoe.
C: Watch how fast I can go!  *stomp, stomp, stomp*

C: I just hurt my fingers!  I keep falling apart!

C: I like my new teeth!
C went to the dentist today and keeps saying he has new teeth, instead of just really clean teeth.