Colton Does Father's Day

C: Mom, my head hurts.
Me: I'm sorry, buddy.  I don't know what to do for it.
C: My dad usually eats my brains. 

C: I have an idea of what we should have for breakfast!
Me: We're having a special breakfast today.
C: What is it?
Me: Orange rolls with frosting on top.
C: I have an idea for an even specialer breakfast!
Me: Yeah?  What?
C: Strawberry-blueberry-ootmeal-shortcake!
Me: Well, we don't have any strawberries, or blueberries, or shortcake.
C: But we do have ootmeal!  (it's not oatmeal, it's ootmeal) 

C: Is it nap time?
Me: For the babies, yes. 
C: Is it nap time for you and Dad? My dad yells at the babies when they sleep and it's not nap time.
Dad would like me to clarify that he doesn't actually yell at them.  Well, duh.

C: My Nanan can fix my move-by-itself-James!
Dad: She can, huh?
C: Yeah, because she's a magical!

C: Why do I always have to go to bed?  I'm gonna be SO BORED!
Me: You're supposed to be bored so you can sleep!

Colton Gets a Hair Cut

C got his hairs cut

Me: Doesn't Jax look cute with his new haircut?
C: Yeah! And I want one just like his!  Tomorrow, when I wake up, can I get my hair cut?
Me: We'll see if Dad has time to take you tomorrow, or we'll go this weekend.

C: Why do you pick me up every time from Kathy & Bridger's?
Me: Because I'm all done with work and it's time to go home.
C: I will just stay here and ride my bike.
Me: But I will miss you at home.
C: I'll just come home in the morning!
Me: If I have to work in the morning and won't be home to see you.
C: I can just follow you home.
Me: You'll have to pedal fast to keep up with Mama's car.
C: No, it's not a bike, it's a skateboard!

C: When I'm all done with my bath, I'll be shiny & sparkly!

C: I'm using this water from Cow's farm and I'm making it really strong because I'm using lots of water!